Whenever a package arrives at my house Cole believes it's for him, as evidenced by this conversation we had the other day:
Cole: Woof! (translation: Is that a toy for me?)
Mom: It's Lisa's new book.
Cole: Whine. (But I'm not allowed to play with books.)
Mom: The books are not for you, pal.
Cole: Whimper. (You didn't buy me a toy at all?)
Mom: No, sorry, boy. Next time.
Cole: Arroooo. (Okay, so next time, can I get two toys?)